Crabby Jack's Mexican Restaurant

Needing dinner one night, I walked over to Crabby Jacks. It took awhile to get our food (probably 20 minutes) on a completely dead sunday night. After getting the food it was merely okay, but, my burrito was not what I had ordered. I wanted the big & meaty chicken burrito, and was asked if I wanted the grande or fajita. Thinking grande was probably what I wanted (fajita? no thanks!) I told the waitress.

Bit in, and it was totally a fajita. After snagging a takeout menu I found that there was no grande and no fajita, but the one chicken grande fajita burrito. 25 minutes pass and the waitress wasn't to be found. The lady seating vanished, and no staff was around. Another table had been waiting at least that long just for their check, another table waited for the other half of their meal, and the 4th and final table had been waiting just for DRINKS!

Finally the waitress reappears and asks if our food is okay. I told her my burrito wasn't what I wanted but it was late so I'd just...